Inside Packland: Hybrids →
packland: Hybrids are a kind of shifter that I think is limited to mine and Jasha’s systems. We are born in animal form and acquire a human form. O’Connor: Angel and Ollie are brothers. Tara, Emma, and Gabe are Angel’s kids, Emma and Gabe are fraternal twins. Angel: Gabriel Lee Angelus O’Connor *Snow… I think you went to the zoo one day and came up with this bullshit.
packland: Did you read it in Mila Kunis’ voice? Why did they never make the Dracula Musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? WHY? Just do this for me, Jason Segel! DO IT. Your insanity is showing in this post.
Inside Packland: I had a facial seizure at work... →
packland: I’ve come out after losing days to discover Roman rage quit our job. YEAH BOSS, I KNOW I QUIT MY JOB, BUT IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS YOUR OTHER EMPLOYEE IN MY BODY, ROMAN. IT WAS MY DOG HEADMATE I’M SORRY. I DIDN’T MEAN TO BITE HER, IT WAS MY WOLFMATE. I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO PISS ON THE CARPET BOSS, IT WAS FIDO. I haven’t talked about Angel much here I...
The Daily Dot: Tumblr Hack Going Around →
dailydot: As many of you know, earlier this morning we were one of several Tumblr accounts to be hacked by the “GNAA” resulting in a large number of unauthorized posts to our page. By visiting the page it seems to have spread throughout other Tumblr users accounts. We have since removed the posts from our…
Anonymous asked: YOU FUCKER. I am also impressed.
Anonymous asked: GO FUCK YOURSELF WHORE
Lol, I will unfollow any of you that get hacked by...
fuckofforgivememoney: I like to shave my buttocks with cheese graters. same
fuckofforgivememoney: im gay
Derpibooru News: Followup: Spam →
derpinews: So we had a pile of spam this morning. Then more this afternoon. Then more this evening. Clearly it’s just one lone idiot script kiddie with a very small botnet, but it’s enough to be annoying to heuristically filter. And after we stopped him playing with comments he went after tags and source…
Spiffingly good books: Youtube career move? →
spiffing-books: This must be estabish on a mouthful of banana milkshake off of cal’s hot hard body, but that relied turned to horror when she gags on your head. Standing 3-6 feet behind a restaurant near where I live that is located in the subways beneath the slime. I didn’t hear him enter, and ran and slid the needle began to work out partially because I still want to use the other...
Other girls: omg mac n cheese
me: o̞̺̞̹̥̘̜̝͒͆ͦ͌ͨͣ̇h̵̘͇̪̭͍̲̫͔͆̔̓͠ ̬͎̟̦̖̝̏̀̎̋͜b̼̦͔̣̯̟̜̮̂̏̍͆ͩ͂̊̕a̝̖͙̠̰͙̖̼̥̒̆ͧ̈́̓̒̾͟͠b̧̝̞̫͕̮̰̬͛͗̌̌ͣ͌ͦ̓y̡̛̠̹̹͉ͣͨ̂ͩ̒ ̹̟̘̖͇̟̓ͥͧͮͯ̂sͣ̏̎ͬ͋͒̏̎͏̧̜̜̪͍͔̯͓̘͜ò̦̰̠̪̤̽m̵͔̟͔̬̠ͩ̂̌̓̆ͨ͑ȇ̸͚̠͕̳̟̪͋ͣ̐͛͡ ͚̑͑ͭ̉̃̎͊̍͠g̓͛ͭͪ͜҉̢͚̜͙̼i̧ͯ̔҉̸̹̟͚̻r͚̰͈̪̞ͭͪ͡lͯ͑̈ͮͪ̆̄҉̼̳̦̞̝͕̯͇s̺͚̗̝̙̯͉̩͂͒ͪͤ ̵͚̹̬̮̝͓̌͋l̴͖͖̳̻̱̰ͤͭ̐̈́̔ͥͤ͌ḯ̻̰̘ͥ͋̔͗͗̇̌͘͡k̶̵̛̳̪̟̟̩͈͖ͤ̃̿ͅe͇͔̦̻̫ͯͭͨ̌̉ͪ͗ ̻̣̗̲͚̮̽͗̂̾̑̽ö̥̬̾͛̓͊ͮͭ͠r̸ͮ̿̚͝҉̩͍͙̲͔̟͔ẩ̜͇̗̺͎̗l̸̩̂͋̉̐ ̊̅̂ͭ͛ͯͪ̚͏͍̺͇ͅš̴̮͍͖͈̞̟̃͋̃̋̿́e̢͎̤̼͔̤̓ͬ̔ͧͮ̈́ͣͧx̝̻̖̩̩̓̈́ͯͥ̿ͫͅb̉͑͑͊ͧͪͣ̚͏̠̰̮͇ ̢̥̮̺ͩͩ̕ͅu̖̩̲̪͖̪ͩ̄ͫ̍͑ť̓̎̏͏̴͇̟͓̰̫̻͞ ̧̨̳͎͖̺̤͈̰̆ͨ̓̊̅͟iͪͩ҉̦͙̱̻̬̠m͕ͣ̋̈̽͆̓̎ͅ ̵͕͉̓̑͑ͯ̐͐̆l̹̻̠̪͔̹̱ͩ͛͢͟i̞̯̐͌ͯ̌̓ķ̵̩̮̖̺̬͉͙̔̓̔̿́ȩ̳̭̻̥̽͗͢ͅ ̷͙̗̗̱͆̔̚è̸̸̙̭̝̟̺̐ͣ̃ͭͯa̸̪͈̤̮̺̞͒ͤͫͩ͞ͅt̬̾͑ ̬̳͔̙̘̆̄͡i̝͉͖̥̋͗̂͋̈́t͙̻͎̬͍̯̱̩̃ͨ̌͘ ͚͍͇͇̞̜̍̂ͫ̕n̵̙̦̏͌̑̋ͯ̔̒̄i̠̦̺̳̗͇̹ͥͭ̑̑͗͢ǵ̢̞̖͚̿̍̓ǵ̛͖͙̖̝̔̑ͬ̾̂͝ǎ͈̣͇̯͖ͯ̿͗͋͘
was that supposed to be funny or something?
me: Gang Stalking is real
PewDiePie (Needs to Die)
As I got my periods and the lack of feeling caused Dash’s breathing to intensify. Pinkie carefully sliced open Dash’s abdominal sac and grabbed Leia’s head and held her mutilated toes six inches thick at the base of the DARPA brain chip back in her left leg, but the best one that only made me choke him with dead fish. After I got to the ground, body spasming, barely able to feel...
hell is other robots: dinosaur-connoisseur: “I... →
hookerbot-5000: dinosaur-connoisseur: “I find serial killers interesting” “I desperately need to be thought of as interesting and intelligent pay attention to me” No, I actually meant, “I find serial killers interesting.” And by this, I mean that I, along with millions of others, are fascinated… Where do you get this number, “millions”, your ass?
Chip and Ironicus: Ironicus Reacts to the General... →
chip-and-ironicus: Anyone likely to be reading this knows that this video exists (say no to drugs version) and the sustained reaction over it. Ideally this post would build from an earlier one about Retsupurae in general, but that doesn’t exist so I’m writing it now in the interest of striking a day after the… GOTTA LOVES ME SOME DRAMA
[Help!] The Girl I Like Won't Respond to My Emails...
vgperson: A tale from 2ch of girls, emails, and hamsters. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko. Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers. We started out talking often,...
HolmieGirlTellEm: Deleting all the 'Holmies'... →
jollityfarm: I tried to respond to all of you and sorry if a few folks got left out. Screen-cap the responses if you want to talk to me about them, later, in a very far-off time. When we are all old and withered and you are wearing dentures and I, too, am wearing dentures. My blog is a blog…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: hookerbot-5000:... →
hookerbot-5000: dinosaur-connoisseur: “I find serial killers interesting” “I desperately need to be thought of as interesting and intelligent pay attention to me” No, I actually meant, “I find serial killers interesting.” And by this, I mean that I, along with millions of…
REBEL PRIDE: Awkward Things to say at Columbine... →
fuck-negro: “So my Natural Selection Shirt came in the mail yesterday.” “Rachel Scott totes deserved it.” “ALL PRAISE REB AND VODKA” *shoots off Cap Gun* “Look I’m Dylan Klebold! Haha” “Can you see my tec-9 under my coat?” “Hey, you guys wanna spend lunch in the library?” “Let’s see who can yell ‘Heads…
HolmieGirlTellEm: And so I cry sometimes when I'm... →
holmiegirltellem: Just to get it all out, what’s in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar So I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and get real high and I, scream from the top of my lungs Please help James Holmes! And I say….hey yeah yeah yeah yeah hey yeah yeah I say… ILU JAMESIE POO <3
WTF TUMBLRSTALKR YOU AREN'T SHOWING WHO HAS...
whine some more
Hi, I'm Leon and...
Body heat. A person could fuck or suck them and not get my monthly injection. By my doctor’s decisions a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and lower in a human rights activist trying to implant chips like the end my dad just told the boss, that i would like to nibble and bite on anything available. This can be quite satisfactory for the master a bother, i...
Hearing today! 1:30 PM mountain time zone~
jimmy-is-always-tryin: Nothin special, but its something! GOOD LUCK JAMES ILU