i need to go buy bacon.
reasons god isn't real
dicksonfire: im all out of pizza rolls atheists: 1 christians: 0
WAS YOUR VAGINA DRUNK?
penis juice →
I'm so hipster I shove triangles up my ass.
divorce: the hotel that john lennon was shot at... →
teensfightingonyoutube: cheeseburger-in-paradise: divorce: and now you know why lee harvey oswald was arrested for masturbating in The Texas Theater, because his sexual fetish was being punished for not knowing his multiplication tables. And now you know why there’s a statue of san(ta), satan, saturn (EL) holding a sheet of paper with multiplication… so fuckin true dude the gov’t doesnt...
bigbagofdicks: i’ve unfollowed like 15 people today for just being a bitch so if i unfollowed you u know why lol
gigantic tittiez →
this is not supposed to be possible →
gobitto: fist me ok
Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George Lucas did to your...– Jeffrey Rowland - Overcompensating (via kinelfire) I LOVE JEFFREY ROWLAND even when he misuses the word myriad (via rainbaby) this wouldnt be such a problem if we didnt make such a big deal about consent